A pile of shit??

Guess what I found underneath the sink next to the toilet in my office today? A pile of slimy greenish-looking shit, literally.

I didn't even notice it was there, having walked to and fro to the sink to wash my hands and cups nearly twice before I suddenly noticed it. None of my co-workers noticed it and one female colleague literally screamed when I pointed it out to her. Then she started frantically looking at her shoes to check if she had accidentally stepped on it.

Thank goodness, no one actually stepped on it, otherwise, imagine the stench in the entire office and the path of 'muddy' footprints on the carpet. Eeeks!

I would like to think that an animal did the poo, rather than human. I cannot imagine any human will behave in this manner. Strangely, we do not have any cats in the office, but there are plenty of strays around.

What I cannot comprehend is how on earth did the animal get into the office which is locked for the weekend and the Easter holiday. I was the first one to enter the office almost daily and I certainly didn't see any four-legged kitty running about.

As we currently don't have a cleaner in the office, none of us are too eager to go clean it off. So the arrow goes to the office manager who unfortunately is in charge of the office inventory and other admin-related matters, she had the unsavory task of cleaning the floor.

You know, in an office, one should not fire the cleaner...